Question by kooties_2000: What do you think of my strange dream involving an Apple ipad?
So this morning I was having this freakazoid dream about zombies. I was trying to leave the city with the rest of the people but zombies were attacking everybody. The only way I could kill the zombies was by the applications on my ipad. Each application was a different sort of weapon. I remember sitting on a train leaving the city and this girl asked me why didn’t I fight the zombies with my hands. I suspected that she was a zombie so I chose an app on my ipad and vaporized her! Yeah, that was pretty mean but I suspected that she was a zombie too. ( ^ _ ^ )
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Answer by bonsai bobby
Steve Jobs has spear-headed a project involving a team of neurologists & polysomnographic sleep analysts,using advanced technologies in subliminal,dream manipulation(a la Freddie Krueger of Elm St.)..The hushed project is a shameful attempt to boost ipad sales by elevating the ipad to hero status..The ipad users awake from a state of lucid euphoric bliss,clutching their ipads..
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